In Our Nature
4 September 2013
Alas, our culture is defiantly fucked.
Look at him.
Look at him mimicking the aggrandized.
Look at her.
Look at her overly sexualized.
Look at her. #esapendeja
Look at him. #esependejo
Look at her @badbitch694eva
Look at him @bitchezzAINshit
Look at her tits.
Babe, would you like me to have plump silicone sacks like dat hoe?
Huh, baby? Tell me the truth.
Look at his abs and biceps, doe
I bet he’s superficial and stupid, doe.
Should I join a gym? Tell me the truth.
Look at that pendeja slut;she’s slept with every one.
Look at that pinche badass;he’s slept with every one.
In frustration, they axe:
How about that?
Would you look at that?
Will you just look at them?
No matter evolution,
You know they play the beauty game;
Shame,
Her increased interest
His decreased investment,
Shame,
It can all get a little too Keynesian for me.
Honey, brevity is a virtue.
You gotta work those assets
Wear those corsets cause that Benz ain’t gonna buy itself.
More cleavage, less insight, doll.
Today I learned we are a product of our environment.
We self-defeat and self-medicate,
Try to relate but propagate.
We try to save money but goddamn those Jordans are nice.
It can all get a little too Marxist for me.
Y ese vato racist que se cree?
What does he know?
And he even spelled definitely todo wrong.
Don’t worry, I’m right there with you.
Don’t take this piece seriously.
I had 20 free minutes.
effete scribbler 